: וַיְהִי בְּעִיר-הַוּוּן אִישׁ אֶחָד בְּשֵׁם יָעוּנְסִי
: וְיָעוּנְסִי לֹא יִתְכַסֵּה בְּבֶגֶד-רַב וְיִתְלַבֵּשׁ בְּכֹסֵה רֹאשׁ נֹגֵהּ וְשָׁחֹר
: וְיָעוּנְסִי הָיָה פָּן מֵאֶרֶץ הַפָּנִים
The above, translated for the tongueless (so sedentary have the tongues of English wrought it!):
There was in the city of Voon a certain man by the name of Yaunsi. Now Yaunsi did not cover himself with much clothing, but dressed himself in a shining black head-covering. And Yaunsi was a Pan from the land of the Pans.
The Yaunsi Heresy is a new work of fiction in classical Hebrew based on A.S. Peterson’s lobidious tale of the Budge-Nuzzard. It will be published in serial.
“…i think i must have hit my head. What on earth is happening here?”
A just reply. Here’s the introduction.